Happy Christmas Everyone

As we know, at this time of the year it’s difficult to know what to say without offending someone! To that end, I have checked with my legal adviser and on her advice I wish to say the following to all my fellow Toadies:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

  • This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
  • It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
  • It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or however you may identify or others and is void where prohibited by law.
  • It is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

:joy:

In other words: Merry Christmas and a prosperous 2019.

Cheers,
Norm.

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I can’t imagine getting offended by anyone wishing me well, regardless of their (non-)religious beliefs.

Unless that includes those that run telemarketing robo-callers. I don’t think they wish me well at all.

Thanks Norm! Back at you! :santa:

Rich

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So true! So Merry Christmas AND Happy Holidays! :heart_eyes:
(Or as you put it “Happy Christmas”, I like it. You might start a new trend…)

Merry Christmas Norm.

Happy Christmas! Prosperous 2019 Norm