As we know, at this time of the year it’s difficult to know what to say without offending someone! To that end, I have checked with my legal adviser and on her advice I wish to say the following to all my fellow Toadies:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
- This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
- It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
- It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or however you may identify or others and is void where prohibited by law.
- It is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
In other words: Merry Christmas and a prosperous 2019.